Squirrel Stapler
- Developer
- David Szymanski
- Publisher
- David Szymanski
- Release
- 09/11/2023
Uncommon 09/11/2023 Every game gets a score based on two criteria: All games are then ranked by score, and rarity depends on the rank: the top 0.5% are Mythic, the next 2% Legendary, and so on. A rarity never changes. Once given, it is locked, even if the game gets more popular later. Your Mythic stays Mythic. Not to be confused with the odds shown on each booster, which are your chances to pull each rarity. And sometimes, a card comes out as a Full Art…How are rarities decided?
Squirrel Stapler
David Szymanski
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Summary
Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror.
A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again.
But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
Storyline
A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again.
But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
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